You've got that right, mates...

The captain is onboard with some well salted snark. Whether it's matters of social, political, cultural or economical import - this is where I be going to open up on whatever I reckon to be scuttlebut. Unfettered by the artifices of ultra-positivism and keenly aware of the depths of negativism, and its close cousin cycnicism, I will do my best to steer this vessel somewheres in between. Searchin' for some honesty and meanin' amongst life's flotsam and jetsam, and sometimes to simply howl back at the wind, that is why I be here. So find yerself a place onboard, me hearties, and let's be weighing anchor...